You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Small penises have feelings too.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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