why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
