I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
where am i from again
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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