Quick, to the slutcave!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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