Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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