She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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