The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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