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So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
oh god was she eating orange peels again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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