I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Randomize