besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
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guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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