I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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