Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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