If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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