yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
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You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
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