This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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