You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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