I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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