we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
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Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
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THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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