I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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