I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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