I cockslap morals
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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