I don't think brook has ever known best
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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