i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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