My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
