I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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