We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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