I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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