And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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