Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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