Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
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The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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