Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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