physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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