READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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