i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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