My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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