Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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