I don't usually arrange sex via text message
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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