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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
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I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
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fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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