So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
