It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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