Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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