that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
pray to the hookup gods
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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