I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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