I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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