god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Randomize
