I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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