he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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