FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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