I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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