i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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