i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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