No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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