Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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