Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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